Springtime in South Africa is generally marked each year by the arrival of blooms, bird song and ever since 2011 – bier! Lots of beautiful Bavarian bier as the country’s biggest annual Oktoberfest bash gets ready to tour the country in a massive, oompah-fueled celebration of all things Bavarian!
From 29 to 30 September 2017, the TOPS at SPAR Bierfest will be parking its massive brauhaus, biers, bands, eisbeins, bootiful frauleins, beefy bierboys and a surprise or two at the Sibaya Casino complex.
True to its name and time-honoured tradition, the TOPS at SPAR Bierfest takes great pride in bringing to local Bierfestarians the best of Bavarian bier culture and with its very own, especially brewed Oktoberfest bier (brewed once a year just for this very occasion!), alongside some well-loved Bierfest craft bier favourites (No.3 Fransen Street biers on tap just for KZN), TOPS at SPAR Bierfest 2017 will be the event not to miss.
Those who have attended a TOPS at SPAR Bierfest previously of course will know that the organisers always present a range of exciting, value-for-money ticket options designed to suit all budgets. This year they have designed a brand-new grade of ticket called the Braumeister Prima package.
This all-inclusive ticket comes packed with a traditional Bavarian costume (lederhosen for Hans or dirndl for Heidi), as well as all the features of a regular Braumeister package (drink tokens, three-course meals and some other goodies). Visit the official TOPS at SPAR Bierfest website www.bierfest.co.za, to view all the ticket options available.
With your tickets booked, the eisbein in the oven and the biers on ice, revelers can look forward to enjoying that which makes each TOPS at SPAR Bierfest an event to remember – the entertainment! If you’ve never milked a cow, thrown your best air guitar moves on stage in front of hundreds of cheering fans, or simply oompah’d the night away arm-in-arm with all your friends and a happy stranger or two, ze TOPS at SPAR Bierfest is your chance!
Rock Mash-Up kings, The Rockerfellas, will be taking to the stage at Bierfest in a retro-tinged blast of hair-spray, eye-liner and skin-tight spandex (and that’s just the guitarist), meaning everyone will be leaving the event truly rocked to their core!
For more information, visit www.bierfest.co.za, find us on Facebook or go to Quicket to buy your tickets direct.
WIN WIN WIN!!!
We have x4 double tickets (Standard Bier Hall) for the Saturday session.
To enter, comment below with your best beer joke!
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer 😆
today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of beer
How do you impress a man?
Arrive naked, with beer.
What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? A: “A beer please, and one for the road 🍻🍻🍻
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”
“Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.”
“Say ‘beer can’ with a British accent.
I just taught you how to say ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. “
What did the German physicist call his beer mug? … Ein stein.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “5 beers please”
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
What’s the ideal balanced diet…
A beer in each hand. {0o,}
Did you hear about the bar on the moon?…great beer list but no atmosphere…
A man walks into a bar…owww. 😀
Drink beers as cold as your Ex’s heart
Two beers or not two beers? That is the question.
– Shakesbeer
Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.”
Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?”
Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
What was the redneck’s last words?
“HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
A man walks into a bar and up to the counter. The bartender asks him, “what can I get for you today.” The man replies, “I’ll take three glasses of your most rare bourbon barrel aged russian imperial stout.” As fast as the bartender was pouring the man was downing the beers even faster one after another. Stunned the bartender asks, “I’ve never seen anyone drink that fast before.” “You’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” said the man. “What do you have,” asks the bartender. Turning around the man replies, “fifty cents.”
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What do men and beer have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up.
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: “I will give you three wishes.”
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: “I want a beer that never is empty.”
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says: “I want two more of these.”
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!
One night a man walks into a Barak looking sad
The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man days “Oh just beer”
The bartender asked the man ” what’s wrong, why are you so down today?
The man said” My wife and I got into a fight, she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”
The bartender said “So what’s wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.
What are the most common last words of rednecks?
“Well, hold my beer and watch this!”
There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘Miller’ orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
“Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask.
“Naah. If you guys won’t drink beer, then neither will I.”
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
What does a man consider as a 7 course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of castle lite
24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …Coincidence? I think not!
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man replied “Well the month is up tonight”.
I love beer more than my wife….haha…issa joke. But not really!
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”
How do you turn German Beer into American Beer? … Drink it
A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer. The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him: “They don’t serve BEER here, you moron!”, to which the German replied in astonishment, “You mean you’re here for the food?”