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WIN: TOPS at SPAR Bierfest 2017

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Springtime in South Africa is generally marked each year by the arrival of blooms, bird song and ever since 2011 – bier! Lots of beautiful Bavarian bier as the country’s biggest annual Oktoberfest bash gets ready to tour the country in a massive, oompah-fueled celebration of all things Bavarian!

From 29 to 30 September 2017, the TOPS at SPAR Bierfest will be parking its massive brauhaus, biers, bands, eisbeins, bootiful frauleins, beefy bierboys and a surprise or two at the Sibaya Casino complex.

True to its name and time-honoured tradition, the TOPS at SPAR Bierfest takes great pride in bringing to local Bierfestarians the best of Bavarian bier culture and with its very own, especially brewed Oktoberfest bier (brewed once a year just for this very occasion!), alongside some well-loved Bierfest craft bier favourites (No.3 Fransen Street biers on tap just for KZN), TOPS at SPAR Bierfest 2017 will be the event not to miss.

Those who have attended a TOPS at SPAR Bierfest previously of course will know that the organisers always present a range of exciting, value-for-money ticket options designed to suit all budgets. This year they have designed a brand-new grade of ticket called the Braumeister Prima package.

This all-inclusive ticket comes packed with a traditional Bavarian costume (lederhosen for Hans or dirndl for Heidi), as well as all the features of a regular Braumeister package (drink tokens, three-course meals and some other goodies). Visit the official TOPS at SPAR Bierfest website www.bierfest.co.za, to view all the ticket options available.

With your tickets booked, the eisbein in the oven and the biers on ice, revelers can look forward to enjoying that which makes each TOPS at SPAR Bierfest an event to remember – the entertainment! If you’ve never milked a cow, thrown your best air guitar moves on stage in front of hundreds of cheering fans, or simply oompah’d the night away arm-in-arm with all your friends and a happy stranger or two, ze TOPS at SPAR Bierfest is your chance!

Rock Mash-Up kings, The Rockerfellas, will be taking to the stage at Bierfest in a retro-tinged blast of hair-spray, eye-liner and skin-tight spandex (and that’s just the guitarist), meaning everyone will be leaving the event truly rocked to their core!

For more information, visit www.bierfest.co.za, find us on Facebook or go to Quicket to buy your tickets direct.

WIN WIN WIN!!!

We have x4 double tickets (Standard Bier Hall) for the Saturday session.
To enter, comment below with your best beer joke!

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  1. Marilese Havenga

    14 August 2017 at 7:26 pm

    How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

    He buys two cases of beer 😆

  2. Onershree Rajoo

    14 August 2017 at 7:38 pm

    today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of beer

  3. Dudley Stops

    14 August 2017 at 7:50 pm

    How do you impress a man?
    Arrive naked, with beer.

  4. Priscilla Burkinshaw Boscombe

    14 August 2017 at 7:58 pm

    What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? A: “A beer please, and one for the road 🍻🍻🍻

  5. Jenine Chetty

    14 August 2017 at 8:31 pm

    What not to say to the nice policeman:

    I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer

  6. Rebecca Yeomans

    14 August 2017 at 8:48 pm

    Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

    The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.

    A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”

  7. Chantell Wolvaardt Egan

    14 August 2017 at 9:37 pm

    “Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.”

  8. Melissa Moodley

    14 August 2017 at 9:44 pm

    “Say ‘beer can’ with a British accent.
    I just taught you how to say ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. “

  9. Stewart Burton

    14 August 2017 at 9:50 pm

    What did the German physicist call his beer mug? … Ein stein.

  10. Jesse Kaplan

    14 August 2017 at 10:01 pm

    A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “5 beers please”

  11. William James Whitehouse

    14 August 2017 at 10:03 pm

    An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
    Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
    The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
    The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
    The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”

  12. Sean Patrick Egan

    14 August 2017 at 10:10 pm

    How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

    He buys two cases of beer.

  13. Ross Summerell

    15 August 2017 at 8:07 am

    24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case.

    Coincidence?

  14. Heevan Rajakumar

    15 August 2017 at 8:43 am

    What’s the ideal balanced diet…
    A beer in each hand. {0o,}

  15. Danika

    15 August 2017 at 10:08 am

    Did you hear about the bar on the moon?…great beer list but no atmosphere…

  16. Danika

    15 August 2017 at 10:11 am

    A man walks into a bar…owww. 😀

  17. Danika

    15 August 2017 at 10:20 am

    Drink beers as cold as your Ex’s heart

  18. Murray-James Hall

    15 August 2017 at 11:37 am

    Two beers or not two beers? That is the question.

    – Shakesbeer

  19. Roxanne Chutthergoon

    15 August 2017 at 11:37 am

    Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.”
    Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?”
    Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”

  20. Alicia Kotze

    15 August 2017 at 2:39 pm

    What was the redneck’s last words?
    “HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”

  21. Alicia Kotze

    15 August 2017 at 2:42 pm

    Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  22. Alicia Kotze

    15 August 2017 at 2:49 pm

    A man walks into a bar and up to the counter. The bartender asks him, “what can I get for you today.” The man replies, “I’ll take three glasses of your most rare bourbon barrel aged russian imperial stout.” As fast as the bartender was pouring the man was downing the beers even faster one after another. Stunned the bartender asks, “I’ve never seen anyone drink that fast before.” “You’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” said the man. “What do you have,” asks the bartender. Turning around the man replies, “fifty cents.”

  23. Marc McDonald

    20 August 2017 at 2:48 pm

    Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.

    The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.

    A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”

  24. Marc McDonald

    20 August 2017 at 2:49 pm

    How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

    He buys two cases of beer.

  25. Marc McDonald

    20 August 2017 at 2:49 pm

    What do men and beer have in common?

    They’re both empty from the neck up.

  26. Michelle McDonald

    20 August 2017 at 2:51 pm

    An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: “I will give you three wishes.”

    The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: “I want a beer that never is empty.”

    With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.

    The man says: “I want two more of these.”

  27. Charmaine McDonald

    20 August 2017 at 2:52 pm

    What does a man consider a seven course meal?

    A hot dog and a six pack of beer.

  28. Melissa Maistry

    28 August 2017 at 4:41 pm

    What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
    A: A Budweiser in each hand!

  29. Siphephelo Maphumulo

    29 August 2017 at 11:24 am

    One night a man walks into a Barak looking sad
    The bartender asks the man what he wants.
    The man days “Oh just beer”
    The bartender asked the man ” what’s wrong, why are you so down today?
    The man said” My wife and I got into a fight, she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”
    The bartender said “So what’s wrong with that”?
    The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.

  30. yajna

    29 August 2017 at 12:26 pm

    What are the most common last words of rednecks?

    “Well, hold my beer and watch this!”

  31. yajna

    29 August 2017 at 12:27 pm

    There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘Miller’ orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!

    “Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask.

    “Naah. If you guys won’t drink beer, then neither will I.”

  32. yajna

    29 August 2017 at 12:29 pm

    One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
    The man says “Oh just a beer”.
    The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
    The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
    The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
    The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.

  33. yajna

    29 August 2017 at 12:35 pm

    How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

    He buys two cases of beer.

  34. yajna

    29 August 2017 at 12:37 pm

    What does a man consider as a 7 course meal?

    A hot dog and a six pack of castle lite

  35. yajna

    29 August 2017 at 12:41 pm

    24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …Coincidence? I think not!

  36. Alicia Kotze

    29 August 2017 at 2:54 pm

    One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
    The man says “Oh just a beer”.
    The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
    The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
    The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
    The man replied “Well the month is up tonight”.

  37. Mulalo

    4 September 2017 at 7:00 pm

    I love beer more than my wife….haha…issa joke. But not really!

  38. Celeste Sharp

    5 September 2017 at 12:05 pm

    An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.

    The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.

    The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.

    The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”

  39. Christy Horner

    6 September 2017 at 9:29 am

    How do you turn German Beer into American Beer? … Drink it

  40. Christy Horner

    6 September 2017 at 9:30 am

    A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer. The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him: “They don’t serve BEER here, you moron!”, to which the German replied in astonishment, “You mean you’re here for the food?”

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The Pick n Pay Wine & Food Festival Durban

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Swirl, sniff, and sip your way through some of South Africa’s best wines 🍷 at the annual Pick n Pay Wine & Food Festival in Durban.

 

And we are giving away 4 x double tickets valued at R275 each! 🥳 Read to the end to find out how to enter!

 

The retailer brings the Cape Winelands to Chris Saunders Park in uMhlanga for one day only on 27 July, accompanied by delicious food and an afternoon of live entertainment.

 

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With every imaginable varietal on offer for wine lovers to sample, alongside a sumptuous selection of fresh and delicious food offerings, wine enthusiasts are invited to discover new wines and enjoy old favourites, from elegant, crisp white wines and full-bodied, robust reds, to the finest sparkling wine, Cap Classiques and MCCs.

 

Some 30 farms will be showcasing their wines at the Festival, and a general ticket includes a tasting glass and 20 wine-tasting vouchers. Producer representatives will guide festivalgoers through the various tasting options and explain each wine’s unique flavours and aromas for a renewed appreciation for the different wines.

 

Guests who want to level up their tasting experience can also book one of the 30-minute Pick n Pay Tasting Room wine and food pairing sessions, limited to 40 guests per session.  A sell-out in Cape Town and Johannesburg, and Durban Tasting Room tickets are flying too.

 

On the food front, the Pick n Pay Fresh Food Market 🍲 will ensure you don’t go hungry with a selection of delicious pizzas, burgers, cheese and charcuterie platters, fish and chips, grilled Chicken Espetada, curry & rice, as well as oysters and sushi, along with vegan and vegetarian offerings.

 

👉 Check out their latest menu and pricing here.

 

🧺 The popular Pick n Pay Picnic Bag is available for pre-booking and is jam-packed with a curated showcase of delectable offerings, including cheeses, cured meats, freshly baked bread, biltong, hummus, and more.

 

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Live music 🎶 will provide the perfect backdrop to the afternoon, featuring local musicians The Black Lapels, Afro Divas, and saxophonist Tim Lewis 🎷 on stage.

 

Tickets are available at Webtickets, priced from R275 per person (includes tasting glass and 20 wine tasting tokens).

 

🚗 Limited Designated Driver tickets are also available on request via info@pnpwineandfoodfestival.co.za.

 

Booking tip: Pick n Pay Wine Club members qualify for exclusive early access. Click here to become a member, or send your Smart Shopper card number to 36775 to join free of charge.

 

Click here for information.

 

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🔥🔥 WIN WIN WIN 🔥🔥

We are giving away 4 x double tickets valued at R275 each!

 

How to Enter:

Instagram
1. Follow Durbanite and Pick n Pay Wine & Food Festival Instagram pages.
2. Comment your best wine & food pairing & tag a friend.

OR

Facebook
1. Follow Durbanite and Pick n Pay Wine & Food Festival Facebook pages.
2. Comment your best wine & food pairing & tag a friend.

No Under 18s are permitted to enter.

Closing Date:
Wednesday, 24 July 2024

Winners Announced:
Thursday, 25 July 2024

Entries limited to 5 per day.
Winners will be selected at random from all valid entries – tickets will be emailed to winners.
Durbanite Competition T&Cs apply.

Please always drink responsibly, more on the events recommendations here for your review.

We encourage all patrons to Uber to the event, or have a designated driver who will not consume alcohol at the event.

Do not drink and drive.

 

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Win Tickets to Milky Chance in Durban!

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Milky Chance recently announced their long-awaited return to South Africa with their “Living In A Haze” tour in February 2024 which will see them perform in Cape Town, Johannesburg and Durban. The German Duo are excited to confirm that both Neon Dreams and Sean Koch will join them as support acts on the line-up for their shows in Cape Town (15 February) and Johannesburg (17 February), and Neon Dreams will also join Milky Chance in Durban (18 February) as support act.

Canadian duo Neon Dreams are no strangers to the South African music scene. Their 2019 single “Life Without Fantasies” reached the top of the South African viral charts amassing millions of streams in 2021 during the lockdown. The band connected with tens of thousands of fans online which led to their first sold out headline tour. They have continued to cement themselves in the industry here, having toured the country a number of times over the past few years and return in February 2024 to share the stage with Milky Chance in Cape Town, Johannesburg and Durban.

Sean Koch is one of SA’s most-loved indie-folk artists who brings a mixed bag of African and western, influence alongside messages of home, a connection to nature, the ocean and the people around him; to his storytelling, feel-good music. While rooted in his flowing-folk style, his music is diverse. From dance infused songs like ‘Lift You Up’ the standout single from his collection (including the Double MZK & G DOM remix) to the dreamier songs like ‘Feel the Energy’ that carry deeper messages of connection to the natural world and the people that surround us. There is something for everyone in Sean’s catalogue.

How to Enter:

Instagram
1. Follow Durbanite, Milky Chance & Breakout Events’ Instagram pages.
2. Tell us who Milky Chance’s supporting act is in Durban & tag who you’d take with if you win.

OR

Facebook
1. Follow Durbanite, Milky Chance & Breakout Events’ Facebook pages.
2. Tell us who Milky Chance’s supporting act is in Durban & tag who you’d take with if you win.

Closing Date:
Monday, 12 February 2024

Winner Announced:
Tuesday, 13 February 2024

Entries limited to 5 per day.
Winners will be selected at random from valid entries.
Durbanite Competition T&Cs apply.

Tickets are on sale from https://breakoutevents.co.za/ and are selling fast, so get yours now!


Neon Dreams

Milky Chance “Living In A Haze” South African Tour 2024 details:

DURBAN

Date: Sunday 18 February 2024
Time: 11:00 – 18:30
Venue: Durban Botanic Gardens uMphafa Field
Address: 9A John Zikhali Road, Berea, Durban 4001
Line up: Milky Chance + Neon Dreams + final opening act to be announced
Tickets:
General Admission Phase One: R495 ex R35 Fee
General Admission Phase Two: R595 ex R35 Fee
Ticket Link: https://breakout.howler.co.za/events/milky-chance-live-in-durban-5c47
Facebook Event: https://www.facebook.com/events/181914891636282/

#MilkyChanceSouthAfrica

For more info, go to:
Ticketing link: https://breakoutevents.co.za/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/abreakoutevent
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/abreakoutevent
Twitter: https://twitter.com/abreakoutevent

Follow Milky Chance online:
Official Website: https://www.milkychance.net/
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/milkychance_official/
Facebook: https://web.facebook.com/milkychancemusic
Twitter: https://twitter.com/milkychance

Milky Chance “Living In A Haze” South African Tour Dates:

15 February 2024 – Green Point A-Track, Cape Town
(supported by Neon Dreams and Sean Koch)

17 February 2024 – Marks Park in Emmarentia, Johannesburg
(supported by Neon Dreams and Sean Koch + final opening act to be announced)

18 February 2024 – Durban Botanic Gardens uMphafa Field, Durban
(supported by Neon Dreams + final opening act to be announced)

 

 

 

 

 

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Win Surf Lessons with Surf School Durban!

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Surf School Durban, led by the experienced local surfer Fika, stands as a beacon in the surfing community. Known for its inclusive and friendly approach, it’s a place where beginners and seasoned surfers alike can enhance their skills and embrace the surf culture.

The school’s ethos revolves around unity and inviting individuals of all backgrounds to share the excitement of surfing. The team, made up of passionate local surfers, emphasises personalised coaching, ensuring a welcoming learning environment for everyone.

Adding to its allure, Surf School Durban has launched a competition that’s creating a buzz. The prize: five group lessons for the winner and two friends, offering a unique blend of fun, friendship, and expert instruction.

This surf school is more than just a place to learn; it’s a community hub where the spirit of Durban’s surf culture thrives, making it an ideal destination for anyone keen on experiencing the joy of surfing in a supportive and vibrant setting.

Win Surf Lessons for You and 2 Friends, with Surf School Durban!

How to Enter on Instagram:
1. Follow Durbanite & Surf School Durban Instagram page.
2. Share the competition post from the Surf School Durban Instagram page and tag who you’d take with if you win.

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How to Enter on Facebook:
1. Follow Durbanite & Surf School Durban Facebook page.
2. Share the competition post from the Surf School Durban Facebook page and tag who you’d take with if you win.

Entries limited to 5 per day.

Closing Date:
Friday, 9 February 2024

Winner Announced:
Monday, 12 February 2024

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