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Durbanite Spotlight: The Kickstands
Marilese Havenga
14 August 2017 at 7:26 pm
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer 😆
Onershree Rajoo
14 August 2017 at 7:38 pm
today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of beer
Dudley Stops
14 August 2017 at 7:50 pm
How do you impress a man?
Arrive naked, with beer.
Priscilla Burkinshaw Boscombe
14 August 2017 at 7:58 pm
What did the man with slab of asphalt under his arm order? A: “A beer please, and one for the road 🍻🍻🍻
Jenine Chetty
14 August 2017 at 8:31 pm
What not to say to the nice policeman:
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer
Rebecca Yeomans
14 August 2017 at 8:48 pm
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”
Chantell Wolvaardt Egan
14 August 2017 at 9:37 pm
“Yesterday, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn’t drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.”
Melissa Moodley
14 August 2017 at 9:44 pm
“Say ‘beer can’ with a British accent.
I just taught you how to say ‘bacon’ with a Jamaican accent. “
Stewart Burton
14 August 2017 at 9:50 pm
What did the German physicist call his beer mug? … Ein stein.
Jesse Kaplan
14 August 2017 at 10:01 pm
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “5 beers please”
William James Whitehouse
14 August 2017 at 10:03 pm
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”
Sean Patrick Egan
14 August 2017 at 10:10 pm
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
Ross Summerell
15 August 2017 at 8:07 am
24 hours in a day. 24 beers in a case.
Coincidence?
Heevan Rajakumar
15 August 2017 at 8:43 am
What’s the ideal balanced diet…
A beer in each hand. {0o,}
Danika
15 August 2017 at 10:08 am
Did you hear about the bar on the moon?…great beer list but no atmosphere…
Danika
15 August 2017 at 10:11 am
A man walks into a bar…owww. 😀
Danika
15 August 2017 at 10:20 am
Drink beers as cold as your Ex’s heart
Murray-James Hall
15 August 2017 at 11:37 am
Two beers or not two beers? That is the question.
– Shakesbeer
Roxanne Chutthergoon
15 August 2017 at 11:37 am
Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.”
Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?”
Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
Alicia Kotze
15 August 2017 at 2:39 pm
What was the redneck’s last words?
“HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS!”
Alicia Kotze
15 August 2017 at 2:42 pm
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Alicia Kotze
15 August 2017 at 2:49 pm
A man walks into a bar and up to the counter. The bartender asks him, “what can I get for you today.” The man replies, “I’ll take three glasses of your most rare bourbon barrel aged russian imperial stout.” As fast as the bartender was pouring the man was downing the beers even faster one after another. Stunned the bartender asks, “I’ve never seen anyone drink that fast before.” “You’d drink that fast if you had what I had,” said the man. “What do you have,” asks the bartender. Turning around the man replies, “fifty cents.”
Marc McDonald
20 August 2017 at 2:48 pm
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,”I wish the ocean was a sea of beer.” And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,”Great, now we have to pee in the boat!”
Marc McDonald
20 August 2017 at 2:49 pm
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
Marc McDonald
20 August 2017 at 2:49 pm
What do men and beer have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up.
Michelle McDonald
20 August 2017 at 2:51 pm
An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It says: “I will give you three wishes.”
The man thinks awhile. Finally he says: “I want a beer that never is empty.”
With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes.
The man says: “I want two more of these.”
Charmaine McDonald
20 August 2017 at 2:52 pm
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of beer.
Melissa Maistry
28 August 2017 at 4:41 pm
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?
A: A Budweiser in each hand!
Siphephelo Maphumulo
29 August 2017 at 11:24 am
One night a man walks into a Barak looking sad
The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man days “Oh just beer”
The bartender asked the man ” what’s wrong, why are you so down today?
The man said” My wife and I got into a fight, she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”
The bartender said “So what’s wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.
yajna
29 August 2017 at 12:26 pm
What are the most common last words of rednecks?
“Well, hold my beer and watch this!”
yajna
29 August 2017 at 12:27 pm
There’s a big conference of beer producers. At the end of the day, the presidents of all beer companies decide to have a drink in a bar. The president of ‘Budweiser’ orders a Bud, the president of ‘Miller’ orders a Miller Lite, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and the list goes on. Then the waitress asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and much to everybody’s amazement, Mr. Guinness orders a Coke!
“Why don’t you order a Guinness?” his colleagues ask.
“Naah. If you guys won’t drink beer, then neither will I.”
yajna
29 August 2017 at 12:29 pm
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight,and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.
yajna
29 August 2017 at 12:35 pm
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer.
yajna
29 August 2017 at 12:37 pm
What does a man consider as a 7 course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack of castle lite
yajna
29 August 2017 at 12:41 pm
24 hours in a day … 24 beers in a case …Coincidence? I think not!
Alicia Kotze
29 August 2017 at 2:54 pm
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong,why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she would’nt talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man replied “Well the month is up tonight”.
Mulalo
4 September 2017 at 7:00 pm
I love beer more than my wife….haha…issa joke. But not really!
Celeste Sharp
5 September 2017 at 12:05 pm
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down, and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”
Christy Horner
6 September 2017 at 9:29 am
How do you turn German Beer into American Beer? … Drink it
Christy Horner
6 September 2017 at 9:30 am
A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York, and orders a beer. The guy in the line behind him immediately tells him: “They don’t serve BEER here, you moron!”, to which the German replied in astonishment, “You mean you’re here for the food?”